some people ship johnrose, and i for one find that hilarious.
I haven’t posted anything I’ve written to Tumblr in a long time, because most of what I’ve written hasn’t been great.
Here’s some Homestuck fanfiction! I am so, so sorry.
i used this exact method to calm down my super loud barking dog just now.
can’t tell if this is actually funny or if I’m just very tired, but gosh, I am laughing REALLY hard at this.
Helvetica List Shirt Ideas
If you aren’t familiar with the concept of the Helvetica List shirt, check it out here.
This is what happens when I have too much free time and Photoshop. I know it’s arial, and I know I fucked up the ampersand spacing. Eat a dick.
Behind a cut because I made a bunch.
splitbricks’s cover of hey there delilah for jade harley
oh god after the update this almost made me cry
oh my god i
aaaa I did cry ;_;
[there’s just so much quality on my dash.]
I love this so much :3
this is too sweet.
my…my heart can’t take this….DAAAAVE~ sing this to meee~ ;____;
Oh my god this voice is perfect
Dave you are quality
yep. i’m crying.
tHIS IS A STORY, aLL, aBOUT HOW,
mY LEGS GOT FLIP-TURNED, tURNWAYS DOWN,
tHIS’LL ONLY TAKE, a MINUTE, jUST, sIT RIGHT THERE,
bUT LET ME CATCH MY BREATH FIRST, i JUST FELL DOWN SOME STAIRS, }:(
iN WEST aLTERNIA, sPAWNED AND RAISED,
iN MY BACKYARD IS WHERE, i SPENT THE MOST OF MY DAYS, (aND NIGHTS,)
flarpING, lANCING, aND DANCING ALL COOL, aND ALL,
pLAYING fIDUSPAWN, tHERE WASN’T MUCH TO DO!
wHEN A COUPLE OF TROLLS, wHO WERE JUST REAL MAD,
sAID THAT i WAS STUPID AND MY RAPS ARE BAD,
i CRIED JUST ONE TIME, aND, gAMZEE GOT PISSED,
sO HE RIPPED OUT THEIR TOUNGES, aND NOW THEY HAVE A DUMB LISP, }:)
i WHISTLED FOR MY BULL, aND WHEN HE CAME NEAR,
hE HAD CUTE LITTLE WINGS, aND TINY, pOINTED EARS,
iF ANYTHING, i COULD SAY THIS LUSUS WAS RARE,
bUT, i WAS LIKE, “fORGET IT, i’M THE pAGE OF aIR!”
i DON’T, hAVE MANY FRIENDS, mAYBE 7 OR 8,
aND THEY YELL AT ME, “yO tAV, yOU’RE A LAMER,”
aND i LOOK AT MY LEGS, yEP, tHEY’RE STILL THERE,
sO i’LL BE ALL SAD,
sITTING IN MY WHEELCHAIR, }:(
this is boss.
yOU JUST, uH,
sTAWTED SOME SICK FIWES, bRO, }:D
I almost don’t want to reblog this because it has exactly 413 notes, but holy shit I want this on my dash.
HOMESTUCK BLUH BLUH
I don’t know when it became somehow canon that Eridan crossdresses (crossdressed, I guess) in a tube top and schoolgirl skirt with stripey black and red arm bands
But let’s keep that shit fucking going.