tawwosnitwam:

sardonicpuppeteer:

commandercripple:

tHIS IS A STORY, aLL, aBOUT HOW,
mY LEGS GOT FLIP-TURNED, tURNWAYS DOWN,
tHIS’LL ONLY TAKE, a MINUTE, jUST, sIT RIGHT THERE,
bUT LET ME CATCH MY BREATH FIRST, i JUST FELL DOWN SOME STAIRS, }:(

iN WEST aLTERNIA, sPAWNED AND RAISED,
iN MY BACKYARD IS WHERE, i SPENT THE MOST OF MY DAYS, (aND NIGHTS,)
flarpING, lANCING, aND DANCING ALL COOL, aND ALL,
pLAYING fIDUSPAWN, tHERE WASN’T MUCH TO DO!

wHEN A COUPLE OF TROLLS, wHO WERE JUST REAL MAD,
sAID THAT i WAS STUPID AND MY RAPS ARE BAD,
i CRIED JUST ONE TIME, aND, gAMZEE GOT PISSED,
sO HE RIPPED OUT THEIR TOUNGES, aND NOW THEY HAVE A DUMB LISP, }:)

i WHISTLED FOR MY BULL, aND WHEN HE CAME NEAR,
hE HAD CUTE LITTLE WINGS, aND TINY, pOINTED EARS,
iF ANYTHING, i COULD SAY THIS LUSUS WAS RARE,
bUT, i WAS LIKE, “fORGET IT, i’M THE pAGE OF aIR!”

i DON’T, hAVE MANY FRIENDS, mAYBE 7 OR 8,
aND THEY YELL AT ME, “yO tAV, yOU’RE A LAMER,”
aND i LOOK AT MY LEGS, yEP, tHEY’RE STILL THERE,
sO i’LL BE ALL SAD,
sITTING IN MY WHEELCHAIR, }:(

this is boss.

yOU JUST, uH,

sTAWTED SOME SICK FIWES, bRO, }:D

I almost don’t want to reblog this because it has exactly 413 notes, but holy shit I want this on my dash.

(via dinomancer)