June 2012
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Greg: i need to decide what my 666th Tumblr post will be
Mandy: umm
Mandy: me :3c no jk
Mandy: how about this oatmeal cream pie they're pretty great
Greg: fucking
Greg: perfect.
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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
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The Passion of Not Tilda Swinton
On May 22nd of 2012, a Twitter account spontaneously generated itself from the aether of The Internet’s Womb. Here’s what we knew going in: The account claimed to represent Tilda Swinton, mysterious yet admired Oscar-winning androgynously beautiful actress.  It clearly wasn’t actually Tilda Swinton but we didn’t know who it was. The things it was tweeting...
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Anonymous asked: have you made $$$ with tumblrtasks(.)com yet?? my bff just raked in 3k last month its crazy
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Let's Stay Together
CHATBOT: lets get together tonight...?
Greg L. Mercer: Okay! We're together right now!
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“Porn also hid from me the existence of sexual moods beyond ‘passionate’ or...”
–  The Absurd Myths Porn Teaches Us About Sex by Noah Brand and Ozy Frantz (via clickbreatheclick)
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captain chalmers' buttboat: Join me, Werner Herzog... →
superchalmers: Join me, Werner Herzog as we penetrate the dark underground culture that is Sonic Recolors in my new documentary Gotta Go Fast. Today I’m heading to a remote cabin in the woods, where I’ll be meeting with a man known as DaRkXxXDrAkEXxXfYrE who claims to have made over 45 sonic recolors and…
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ARANEA: It’s my experience that people very often underestimate their own lika8ility. I sense that feeling all the time.  ARANEA: Pro8a8ly 8ecause they’re in the dark a8out others’ thoughts. They are usually in dou8t, so they frequently err on the side of pessimism.  ARANEA: In many cases they would 8e surprised if they knew how many around them were open to friendship, or...
May 10th
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Case Study
I haven’t posted anything I’ve written to Tumblr in a long time, because most of what I’ve written hasn’t been great. Here’s some Homestuck fanfiction! I am so, so sorry. [[MORE]] Dirk Strider is an adolescent male, appearing to be in excellent physical health. The client’s body language and demeanor presents him as intensely measured. No aspect of his...
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gangorangutanglerfish: I made a graph to help you in case it is flirting
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This is a post about The Avengers and that time I...
rustypolished: It’s going to contain some very minor/vague spoilers, nothing major.  It’s mostly just me being a huge fucking sap about comics and fan culture and things that mean a lot to me. It’s under this cut because I don’t want to be That Guy. Read More my bitter rival Meg has some important thoughts you should read about how comics affect us all. My own thoughts regarding the...
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