Greg: i need to decide what my 666th Tumblr post will be
Mandy: me :3c no jk
Mandy: how about this oatmeal cream pie they're pretty great
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The Passion of Not Tilda Swinton
On May 22nd of 2012, a Twitter account spontaneously generated itself from the aether of The Internet’s Womb. Here’s what we knew going in: The account claimed to represent Tilda Swinton, mysterious yet admired Oscar-winning androgynously beautiful actress. It clearly wasn’t actually Tilda Swinton but we didn’t know who it was. The things it was tweeting...
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Let's Stay Together
CHATBOT: lets get together tonight...?
Greg L. Mercer: Okay! We're together right now!
Porn also hid from me the existence of sexual moods beyond ‘passionate’ or...– The Absurd Myths Porn Teaches Us About Sex by Noah Brand and Ozy Frantz (via clickbreatheclick)
captain chalmers' buttboat: Join me, Werner Herzog... →
superchalmers: Join me, Werner Herzog as we penetrate the dark underground culture that is Sonic Recolors in my new documentary Gotta Go Fast. Today I’m heading to a remote cabin in the woods, where I’ll be meeting with a man known as DaRkXxXDrAkEXxXfYrE who claims to have made over 45 sonic recolors and…
ARANEA: It’s my experience that people very often underestimate their own lika8ility. I sense that feeling all the time. ARANEA: Pro8a8ly 8ecause they’re in the dark a8out others’ thoughts. They are usually in dou8t, so they frequently err on the side of pessimism. ARANEA: In many cases they would 8e surprised if they knew how many around them were open to friendship, or...
I haven’t posted anything I’ve written to Tumblr in a long time, because most of what I’ve written hasn’t been great. Here’s some Homestuck fanfiction! I am so, so sorry. [[MORE]] Dirk Strider is an adolescent male, appearing to be in excellent physical health. The client’s body language and demeanor presents him as intensely measured. No aspect of his...
gangorangutanglerfish: I made a graph to help you in case it is flirting
This is a post about The Avengers and that time I...
rustypolished: It’s going to contain some very minor/vague spoilers, nothing major. It’s mostly just me being a huge fucking sap about comics and fan culture and things that mean a lot to me. It’s under this cut because I don’t want to be That Guy. Read More my bitter rival Meg has some important thoughts you should read about how comics affect us all. My own thoughts regarding the...