You know what would be funny?
futuresushi: drinkdog: If we made all the trees in Africa like 3 or 4 meters taller so giraffes would adapt and have HUGE necks and then do it every couple of thousand years so eventually we could put grass on the moon and giraffes could eat it and astronauts could slide down their necks to get back home fund it
All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
by Richard Brautigan I’d like to think (and the sooner the better!) of a cybernetic meadow where mammals and computers live together in mutually programming harmony like pure water touching clear sky. I like to think (right now, please!) of a cybernetic forest filled with pines and electronics where deer stroll peacefully past computers as if they were flowers with...
A Message For Everyone
sailorfailures: Regardless of what your opinion is of the “Sailor Says” segment of the Dub, this is a sweet, relevant, well-worded and important message that more people should hear.
Stone Dead Forever: "You never delivered with that... →
thedudevondoom: Long version: I woke up after a nap - well, not so much a nap as just the second half of my daily requirement of sleep - to this. It’s a paraphrasing of what someone said to the co-creator of a comic project that has been in development for years. Yes, years. If I wanna use my fingers, I’d guess… Read this, it’s the Truth.
FACEBOOK: People I know, who I don’t much talk to. TWITTER: People I don’t know, who I very much want to talk to. TUMBLR: HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY
THE COMPLETE FRITZ LANG'S METROPOLIS →
Come on in, let’s watch some stream.
The Seven Disney Deadly Sins
fuckyeahvintagediary: Cinderella, Lust Snow White, Gluttony Ariel, Greed Sleeping Beauty, Sloth Jasmine, Wrath Tinkerbell, Envy Belle, Vanity/Pride Original source: here
phineyharlock asked: Aside from your webcomic, you must show me your writings, my good man
So who wants to come on in, chat with us, and art?
vorked: http://tinychat.com/creativecrew GET IN HERE, WE’RE WORKING ON THINGS.
“Ah, are you digging on my grave My loved one? — planting...– Thomas Hardy’s Ah, Are You Digging On My Grave?
I love Portal fanart, a lot. I think most of it is completely amazing. But there’s something about “human versions” of GLaDOS that makes me uncomfortable. It just feels wrong. She’s not a human, she was never meant to be GIANT PORTAL 2 SPOILERS Unless you count Caroline but she’s really a separate entity as far as I’m concerned. END GIANT PORTAL 2...
I challenge you to name your top 3 favorite...
fanaticennui: derples: whaoanon: That’s easy Karkat Tavros Aradia Nepeta Equius Aradia ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Kanaya Karkat Nepeta ADORABLE GOOD-HEARTED TROLLS 4 LYFE
fanaticennui-deactivated2011091 asked: What was your most shameful moment
Anonymous asked: What's the worst thing you've fantasized about?
Not Enough Information Tuesday! Ask me absolutely anything, no matter HOW personal, and I’ll respond with a vague, cryptic sentence.
CRASH ON PLANET INFINITY →
Today’s comic has a talking cat butthole. Just thought you guys should know.
The children are the future.
gregthepaladin: You're their role model.
gregthepaladin: They want to be just like you when they get older
fort frolic: ...That's...troubling.
gregthepaladin: I completely agree
Whatever happens, I leave it all to chance: The... →
fuckyeahmercury: The Freddie Mercury Rose was propagated in 1993. The naming of the Rose was decided by Queen Fan Club members who raised the required £2,000 to name and register the rose. The money was quickly raised and the first bushes were made available early 1994. The rose is… Beautiful.
gonna make a t-shirt that says “IF YOU BUY MORE SHIT THAN YOU MAKE, I WON’T FUCK YOU”
On October 1, 2017, every person on earth received a letter in the mail. It was a simple envelope with no stamp. The return address read, in handwritten blue ink, GOD 712 DELANEY RD. TARRANT, TX, 24678 The letter inside said “Hello, my child. I regret to inform you that existence will end on October 15, 2017.” It continued informing the reader that God was not disappointed in...
The Immaculate Communication Skills of Meg Downey
fortfrolic: I to doo
reblog with your first internet username ever
mopinks: thegoodsonisbad: terribleclaw: silversolicitor: toyshadows: weaboostories: shephardspie842 imktd (which i still use, but yeah had that since i was 5) second one in middle school was brendaMcCheese pojolocohammerfoot missneko came a few years after that oopsiegurl gregblaster SugeHamsta kinda proud of it oddkid820, on AOL 3.0 Keep it weird, internet.
Come on, you just need to meet the right guy to get you loosened up.– A guy at a bar, upon learning I was asexual. (via microaggressions) Nope, sorry. I’m not sleeping with you never ever ever even if you weren’t a total jackass. (via supadupasupernova)
Things I Will Buy If I Ever Get A VERY Well-Paying...
The smallest Macbook Air available An incredibly well-stocked bar A nice navy blue tailored suit Several nice, new oxfords A couple decent-looking sweaters Dress shoes, casual shoes, running shoes, boots A new, leather laptop bag A nice multi-tool/pocket knife A salon haircut Mani-pedi (THAT’S RIGHT, FUCK THA POLICE) Roomba (Refurbished, so I can say “He’s a...