ok heres my x-men fancast look first we got scott summers hes like cool he leads the x-men he does the everyones gonna die expect me so i think BANANA dog is the perfect choice now i know ur gonna be like man that dog aint scott summers WELL let me tell u that u R WRONG banana dog might look silly but hes a fucking leader he knows how to do this shit hes a bamf ok
now we got wolverine here tellin daken to do the fucking dishes now i know this might sound racist but mothefuckin japanese dog is the perfect choice because he doesnt want the lady to tocuh him so hes a loner SO THATS WOLVERINE ok
now emma frost it took me like 20 hours to find a fancy dog but i think this dog represents her very well she got the swag emma got the swag ITS PERFECT
and finally we got mr beast mr hank mccoy this LAB DOG likes to do science he be travelin in time and brigin his past selfie to the future just to teach scott BANANA summers how to get the shit done right?? good stuff son
DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as a delusional man in love with a bauble of a woman. Maybe that’s intentional?